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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Star Pops

We don't mean to turn our blog into some type of Sith-Com, but we had too many Star Wars Father's Day ideas for just one post. We got to wonderin' what it would have been like for the kids of Star Wars--Luke and Leia and Boba--if they'd actually been raised by their dads.

"Remember son, your rocketpack is not a toy. A Fett could get himself killed if he's not careful."


"You kids today have it all too easy! When I was your age, I had to earn money donating Midichlorians at the Jedi Blood Bank and working in a junk shop just to save up enough money to build my own Podracer by hand so I could drive myself to school across the Dune Sea--and I liked it that way. Search your feelings. You know it to be true."


"You're not going out of the house like that, young lady! Look what you're doing to your brother's lightsaber! Luke, your thoughts betray you! She's your sister!"


"I find your lack of cleanliness disturbing. This room looks like a trash compactor! I want you to clean this room now. No disintegrations."


By Jenni, Steve and Jason. Happy Father's Day to all the Sithy dads out there!

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