Done and Dunham

Jason and Jenni: topical, hilarious.

There is nothing better than an IM post. It is in no way lazy.

Watch out, The Office and Grey's Anatomy! You're about to be Dunhamed in the ratings!

[12:21] Jenni: jeff dunham show starts tonite!
[12:21] Jason: sweet!
[12:21] Jason: tweet it!
[12:21] Jason: the world needs to know
[12:22] Jenni: get yer bladder plugs or you will pee pee your underwears!
[12:22] Jason: just try to watch the show without moving your lips, cuz they'll be splayed wide open laughing!
[12:23] Jenni: let's have a jeff dunham show battle on twitter
[12:23] Jenni: and then copy paste it to our blog
[12:23] Jason: how's that work?
[12:23] Jason: just what we're doing now?
[12:23] Jenni: yes
[12:23] Jason: we're gonna lose followers
[12:23] Jenni: i'll post, then you try to top me
[12:24] Jenni: oh.
[12:24] Jenni: yeah.
[12:24] Jenni: or gain!
[12:24] Jason: AIM battle works
[12:24] Jason: or maybe
[12:24] Jenni: he's the most popular comic in the english-speaking world and also among the underground but very real world of anthropomorphic peppers
[12:25] Jenni: ok how about this
[12:25] Jenni: we do it here do a post on HITA
[12:25] Jenni: then tweet that
[12:25] Jenni: OR NOT
[12:25] Jenni: life is full of choices
[12:25] Jason: that works
[12:25] Jenni: mostly choices about whether or not to kill babies
[12:25] Jason: just imagine if you got bombarded with 30 jeff dunham tweets...
[12:26] Jenni: i think that was last year's best-selling dc comic
[12:26] Jason: you'd think to call the cops cuz that tweeter must be in trouble and is begging for help in code
[12:26] Jenni: like when someone is on facebook saying they're out of the country and lost their passport and traveler's checks, and could you send them $5k please
[12:27] Jason: dunham? america wants to doham!
[12:27] Jason: yes, exactly
[12:28] Jenni: i'm out of jeff dunham jokes
[12:28] Jenni: i had a bunch and then i don't know what happened
[12:29] Jenni: jealousy
[12:29] Jason: it's tough
[12:29] Jason: hard to compete with an old man puppet
[12:29] Jason: or a jalapeno
[12:29] Jenni: terrorist skeleton puppet come ON
[12:29] Jenni: you can't top it
[12:29] Jason: undead michael jackson puppet
[12:29] Jason: boom
[12:29] Jason: topped it
[12:29] Jason: i'm gonna get my own show now
[12:30] Jenni: what else you got, tho
[12:30] Jenni: you need about 10 puppets
[12:30] Jason: patrick swayze puppet
[12:30] Jason: all my puppets will be dead people
[12:30] Jenni: so basically everyone who's died recently
[12:30] Jenni: there's a lot of comedy in death
[12:31] Jason: a puppet that's a hand
[12:31] Jason: that'll blow people's minds
[12:32] Jason: wait. that's basically a glove
[12:32] Jenni: no no
[12:32] Jenni: well i mean you could go the hamburger helper way
[12:32] Jason: i'm listening
[12:32] Jenni: or you could do a puppet that looks like i giant hand balled into a fist with a face drawn on it
[12:32] Jenni: that's metameta
[12:33] Jason: or a jeff dunham puppet
[12:33] Jenni: it would have to have a mustache
[12:33] Jason: that controls other puppets
[12:33] Jenni: that's deep but can you throw your voice in that many directions

As Jason likes to say, "Get 'er Dunham. That's a freebie."

Up, Up and Away Art Show

Halloween is coming up, but before your senses get overloaded with sweet candy and naughty outfits for every random vocation under the sun, take in some culture by visiting Monkeyhouse Toys in Los Angeles. This Saturday from 5pm - 9pm is the opening reception for Monkeyhouse's group art show, "Up, Up and Away," which, believe it or not, has nothing to do with the Balloon Boy. Instead, it's a superhero-themed show, and here's a preview of my painting of The Thing:

"Clobberin' Time"
acrylic on 8" x 10" canvas


Up, Up and Away group art show
Monkeyhouse Toys

October 24th - November 29th, 2009

Opening reception October 24th 5-9pm

I'm listed on the art show postcard as "and more..."

R.I.P. Captain Lou Albano

You know who's a dick? OK, fine, John Gosselin, yes. But you know who else? The year 2009 is a dick. This year has killed more than its fair share of celebrities, and 2009 has just taken its toll on another star.

R.I.P. Captain Lou Albano
Wrestling Superstar, Music Video Dad, Captain, Rubber Band Enthusiast, Super Mario
July 29, 1933 - October 14, 2009

(This Mario is a Mighty Mugg I customized for Jenni's birthday.)

This morning, Captain Lou Albano died at age 76. Some of you may know him from the "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" music video, where he played Cyndi Lauper's dad who asks her what she's gonna do with her life. Others may know him as a celeb from the World Wrestling Federation. Or maybe you know him as a dude who rubber-bands his beard and dresses like every day is Aloha Friday. If you're Hands in the Air, then you have fond memories of Captain Lou portraying Mario on The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

Farewell, Patrick Swayze. Sorry, Kanye, but your scene-stealing jackassery at the MTV Video Music Awards has been upstaged by some truly sad news, and you really don't have a chance this time to interrupt it. As a tribute to the star of Dirty Dancing, Point Break, Red Dawn, Road House and To Wong Foo, I'm reposting this picture of Jenni and Steve (from one of my Valentine's posts) where they're re-enacting the famous scene from Ghost that redefined pottery as we know it.

Patrick Swayze
Actor, Dirty Dancer
August 18, 1952 - September 14, 2009

He's like the wind. Ditto.

Disney Marvel Team-Up

This morning Disney announced that it's acquiring Marvel Entertainment along with the 5,000-plus characters from its superhero universe. The implications are of hulking proportions. First, it means that Disney's Jonas Brothers will be getting some serious competition for who wears the tightest pants at the Mouse. It also means that there could be some crossovers like Howard the DuckTales, That's So Kraven or sorcerer supreme Dr. Strange visiting Waverly Place. Even Pixar could end up making a Fantastic Four movie called The Incredibles.

Here are some other ideas that could come out of the Disney-Marvel team-up:

Belle meets The Beast. Oh my stars and garters!

Namor the Sub-Mariner was also up for the lead role in The Little Merman.

I'm not sure which is worse -- this joke or my lazy Photoshop job.

"Real considerate, students. I'm in a wheelchair and can't jump.
'We're all in this together,' my ass."

Toad from the X-Men comics would've worked, too,
but his tongue-based "rides" aren't really very Disney.

Dr. Seuss Art Show

Here is a preview of my two paintings for a Dr. Seuss-themed group art show that's opening at L.A.'s Monkeyhouse Toys this Saturday, August 29th.

"LOLcat in the Hat"
Acrylic

"Hang in There"
Watercolor and graphite

I know you're all planning to spend this weekend in the theaters watching The Final Destination 3-D ("Death saved the best for 3-D!") and Halloween II: Not in 3-D ("Rob Zombie saved the best for 2-D!"), but why not cleanse the palate by taking in some art and seeing my paintings this Saturday ("Jason saved the best for you! In 3-D! And in 2-D if you close one eye!")?

Here's the flyer with all the info and stuff:

I'll be attending the opening reception, so if I owe you money or if I might be your baby's daddy or if you need to serve me a summons, you'll know where to find me.

Oh, the Art You Will See!
OPENING RECEPTION:
Saturday, August 29th
4pm - 8pm

Monkeyhouse Toys & Art Gallery
1618 1/2 Silver Lake Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026

R.I.P. John Hughes

This memorial post for John Hughes is way overdue, but I've been too preoccupied watching his Curly Sue to photograph my tribute to him. OK, so I haven't learned how to make up clever excuses like Ferris Bueller, but John Hughes has at least taught anyone who's been a teen that they're not alone, and, if they are, maybe they might be able to create Kelly LeBrock.

Anyway, here's my tribute to two of my favorite John Hughes movies.

R.I.P.
John Hughes
Writer, director, creator of the Brat Pack
February 18, 1950 - August 6, 2009

Don't you forget about him.

Duck, Duck, Loose

Mmm-hmm. Girl, that's why your momma told you not to date a sailor.

Exhort-a-Potty

Oh, shit. My parade, she done been pissed on.

I guess the potty...I mean the party's over at this restroom I frequent. They are so on to me. When I'm feeling down, mischievous or just bored, I head over to the bathroom for some inconsiderate playtime.

Sometimes, I flush all half-asseded. Especially if I've left a little present in there for the next guest.

Other times, I'll pull, like, 25 seat covers and do some serious origami shit to them, like we're talking entire cherry blossom forests up in that toilet. And them paper cranes--fuck do I love them paper cranes. I'm sorry but you walk in on a little origami menagerie floatin' 'round the toi toi and you're not enchanted!?!?!? I am, and I don't mind having to flush 10 or 12 times to clear the toilet out. Tho it's fun to pee on 'em, too. Just saying.

Now and then, I'll unwind all the toilet paper from the roll, loosely roll it back, put about three feet of the end into the toilet (without tearing it from the roll) and then flush properly (for once, and with all my might). Talk about your stuffed toilet! It's like when they throw streamers off a boat but sooo much better.

Fuck. What am I going to do now that the jig is up? And how did they catch on to me? I only go like two, maybe three times an hour.

I guess I shouldn't crank up the tunes and slamdance in the stall when I do it. But it's too considerate, I feel, if you do your minor potty violations sans musical accompaniment.

Ah, well. It was fun while it lasted.

Comic-Day 3: The Rise of Cobra

Saturday at Comic-Con...

G.I. Joe action figures reporting for duty.
Most of the Cobra infantry will be parachuting out of exploding aircraft in a few minutes.

G.I. Joe cosplayers.
Probably the best Destro outfit I've seen since most look like their faces are baked potatoes in tin foil.

2:11pm @pantsarama: Just met one of the coolest Stans at Comic-Con! Not Lee, but Stan Bush! You've heard his music in Boogie Nights, Transformers animated film





2:32pm @pantsarama: I saw a woman lifting up the shirt of an Edward Cullen display doll. The saddest part was actually the sighs from passersby.

2:47pm @pantsarama: Leonard Nimoy spotting at Comic-Con. In case you've been living in a cave, he's the director of "Three Men and a Baby."

The movie prop booth had skinned a Gizmo face from Gremlins. It had to be done.

A Boo Mario costume from Mario Galaxy.

2:53pm @pantsarama: Adam Baldwin signing on the floor now. You might know him from Chuck & Firefly, or as the Baldwin who's proud not to be a Baldwin brother.

BioShock toys


Puppet Master replicas


Wrestler Rob Van Dam


The LOST panel with Jorge Reyes, Michael Emerson, Carlton Cuse, Josh Holloway, Nestor Carbonell, Damon Lindelof, Dominic Monaghan


The masquerade party with a Venture Bros. cosplayer

Fanboy in da hood. Jawa pimp!

Comic-Day 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Friday at Comic-Con!



10:37am @pantsarama: There's a dude dressed as Skeletor at Comic-Con, but he's fat. It's one instance when "big-boned" could be accurate

I saw the real Stan Lee, but this dude's costume was pretty good. He's talking to the Silk Spectre. That character (both versions) was probably the most popular outfit at the show.

11:00am @pantsarama: Stan Lee just walked by and most Comic-Con kids didn't notice. It could be because he wasn't wearing his trademark Members Only jacket

Joseph Fiennes and John Cho at ABC's FlashForward panel. It's something about people blacking out, seeing flashes of their future and then ending up at White Castle.

1:01pm @pantsarama: Dominic Monaghan made a surprise appearance at ABC's Flash Forward panel. Penny from Lost is also on that show. I hope Nikki & Paulo aren't

Transformers in costume. Bumblebee is totally hot for that Coke fridge in the background.

Characters at the Bandai booth promoting Katamari Forever.

1:16pm @pantsarama: Fun fact: If you yell "Hey, nerd!" at Comic-Con, 10,000 people will flinch and crouch into the anti-wedgie defensive position.


1:49pm @pantsarama: Too soon? Click the link in a month then.


6:05pm @pantsarama: I met one of my fave artists @taramcpherson who signed&drew in her @darkhorsecomics book for me @comiconlive.I'm outta @ symbols for the day

Pan's Labyrinth maquette.

6:10pm @pantsarama: Ran into friends outside Comic-Con. They ignored me at 1st cuz they thought I was 1 of those annoying flyer people. Nope, I'm just annoying

Madame Tussaud's wax Wolverine statue made its debut at Comic-Con. Wax claws!

Comic-Day 1: Thursday and the Half-Blood Prince

Welcome to my Thursday coverage of Comic-Con, that nerdgasmic time of year in San Diego when thousands of people will go crazy if you shout out "Excelsior," "May the force be with you," "Team Edward," "Team Jacob," "Live long and prosper," "Free Corn Nuts" or "Look! Boobs!" I'll try to post photos and tweets from the show each day. And if you want to be annoyed by me in real time, follow me on Twitter right now!

Marvel Superhero Squad statues of Iron Man and Dr. Doom.

Upcoming Marvel characters to be added to the Superhero Squad series of toys.

10:19am @pantsarama: Is that Doritos, farts and Mountain Dew I smell? Then I must be at Comic-Con! I'll tweet updates until I find myself a slave Leia.


10:27am @pantsarama: San Diego Trading Co on 5th is giving away free GI Joe hats to press. Ugliest hats ever. Now you know, & knowing is half the battle.


10:35am @pantsarama: It seems the she-nerds at Comic-Con aren't used to my pheromones & are attracted to it. It's called "deodorant."


10:45am @pantsarama: Star Trek cologne. Smells kinda woodsy with a hint of mom's basement.

11:18am @pantsarama: If you wear a bikini to Comic-Con, guys will photograph you. As a red-blooded male, I guess I was asking for it by dressing that way

Cute version of Sora from Kingdom Hearts.


Batgirl as one of DC's Blammoids

He-Man prototype toys from Mattel.

Darth Vader's pimp helmet

3:22pm @pantsarama: I overheard someone talking about the "Dr. Parnassus" panel at Comic-Con debating whether Heath Ledger will show up. I really hope not

3:27pm @pantsarama: I saw David Faustino at the Sony booth. No, he didn't have a broom. He was signing autographs.

Coraline stop-motion figures from the movie.


Characters from the upcoming movie, 9

Toffee dolls from Huckleberry Toys.

3:30pm @pantsarama: Tyrese Gibson has a comic book and is signing them. I don't even need to make up a joke.

3:34pm @pantsarama: I'm in the looooong line for the Chowder and Flapjack panel. They're Cartoon Network shows not food, but now I'm hungry.

Slasher characters done up in the new style of Mez-Itz from Mezco.

Bioshock.


Silver paint Tokidoki show exclusives

6:11pm @pantsarama: Ziggy & Family Circus are criminally underrepresented at Comic-Con. In honor of Ziggy, I'll be attending tomorrow without pants.

Star Wars Chubby Series 2, due out in November '09, will include Princess Leia, Ewok and bounty hunter nesting dolls.


Beverly Hills Cop Minimates. Finally, a Minimate with a tiny mustache and a big banana.

Iron Man movie props

Brian Cox and Lauren Lee Smith from Trick 'R Treat, due out on DVD and Blu-ray this October. Anna Paquin was a no-show since it was her birthday, but the director called her voice mail during the panel and had the audience sing to her. Harry Knowles moderated the panel. At first, I thought it was a dude in a Jabba the Hutt costume.

12:00am @pantsarama: Saw Comic-Con screening of "Trick 'R Treat," a horror anthology w/ Anna Paquin. Not bad.Scariest part was Harry Knowles moderating the panel

DC figures with disturbingly realistic looking faces. Kneecaps, not so realistic.


Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow movie costumes from the upcoming debacle, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, the Lowering of America's Standards


Seth Rogen's Black Beauty car from the upcoming Green Hornet


New Transformers Mighty Muggs: Optimus Prime with flame detail and Shockwave