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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Spitting Images

Everyone's been told they resemble some celebrity, but most people probably wouldn't say that I could be mistaken for Eddie Murphy or Alyssa Milano. The Face Recognition demo at MyHeritage.com would claim otherwise, and the mug-matching program even suggests that I'm a dead ringer for Daisy Fuentes and Michael Caine, too. In reality, most people get me mixed up with the food delivery guy but that's another story.

A webwide sensation, the Face Recognition demo allows you to upload digital photos of yourself, and the program will scan its celebrity database to find the star you most closely resemble. The demo has people uploading photo after photo in the hopes it'll match their looks with Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, but instead it's a heartless ego-reamer, matching users' pics with the likes of such mirror-crackers as Frankie Muniz or the Snapple lady.

Once, the program actually thought a wrinkle in a shirt in one of my photos resembled Winona Ryder, so now I'm uploading photos of toast in the hopes of uncovering an image of the Virgin Mary so I can cash in on all those religious nuts and/or grilled cheese lovers. To abuse the Face Recognition program even further, I've uploaded photos of some various action figures and toys to see who their celebrity twins are. None of the celebrity toys matched their real-life counterparts, but at least that Malcolm in the Middle kid didn't come up either.

Lindsay Lohan = Elisha Cuthbert. The My Scene doll version of the 24-hour party queen resembles the 24 party pooper.

Jessica Alba as the Invisible Woman = Cate Blanchett. (Click each link to the see the actual Face Recognition results.)

The Rock = Lara Flynn Boyle. Fun fact: It takes 1,487 Lara Flynn Boyles lined up waist-to-waist to equal the circumference of the Rock's neck.

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy the Vampire Slayer = Keira Knightley

David Boreanaz as Angel (in vampire/ass-face form) = Eddie Murphy

Wonder Woman = Joan Crawford, (wire hangers = bad)

Wonder Woman Baby = Madonna

Saturn Girl = Lucille Ball

Superwoman = Johnny Depp

David Hasselhoff = Natalie Imbruglia, (so by the transitive property of equality, Natalie Imbruglia = Super Awesome.)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Holy Moses & Other Crazy Baby Names!

Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's Chris Martin just welcomed their second child this weekend, so now li'l Apple has a new baby brother named Moses. And now Nicolas Cage's new baby Kal-El will have someone to share the ridicule served up by more normal-named Hollywood kids like "Scout," "Rumer" and "Frankie Muniz."

Baby Moses, it turns out, was named after a Coldplay song that Chris wrote for Gwyneth. I guess the kid could've been named "Clocks" or "Yellow," but I still love how stoopid the tot's name is. To that end, I'm presenting a list of potential baby names for the current batch of stars who have buns in the ovens. And like Moses, these baby monikers are named after movies or other stuff by the celeb parents.

Tomb Raider Pitt? Collateral Cruise?

SUGGESTED BABY NAMES

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
Snatch
The Mexican
Johnny Suede
Tomb Raider
Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
The Bone Collector
Seven
Kalifornia

Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise
Mrs. Tingle
The Firm
Collateral
First Daughter
Cocktail
Rain Man
Magnolia
Vanilla Sky
Maverick

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Bush
Hollaback
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Machinehead
Glycerine

Rachel Weisz & Darren Aronofsky
The Mummy
Pi
The Mummy Returns

Mariska Hargitay & Some Random Dude
Law
Order
Law & Order (in the event of twins)
Law & Order: SVU (in the event of twins & a spin-off)