Holy Moses & Other Crazy Baby Names!

Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay's Chris Martin just welcomed their second child this weekend, so now li'l Apple has a new baby brother named Moses. And now Nicolas Cage's new baby Kal-El will have someone to share the ridicule served up by more normal-named Hollywood kids like "Scout," "Rumer" and "Frankie Muniz."

Baby Moses, it turns out, was named after a Coldplay song that Chris wrote for Gwyneth. I guess the kid could've been named "Clocks" or "Yellow," but I still love how stoopid the tot's name is. To that end, I'm presenting a list of potential baby names for the current batch of stars who have buns in the ovens. And like Moses, these baby monikers are named after movies or other stuff by the celeb parents.

Tomb Raider Pitt? Collateral Cruise?

SUGGESTED BABY NAMES

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
Snatch
The Mexican
Johnny Suede
Tomb Raider
Mr. Smith
Mrs. Smith
The Bone Collector
Seven
Kalifornia

Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise
Mrs. Tingle
The Firm
Collateral
First Daughter
Cocktail
Rain Man
Magnolia
Vanilla Sky
Maverick

Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Bush
Hollaback
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Machinehead
Glycerine

Rachel Weisz & Darren Aronofsky
The Mummy
Pi
The Mummy Returns

Mariska Hargitay & Some Random Dude
Law
Order
Law & Order (in the event of twins)
Law & Order: SVU (in the event of twins & a spin-off)