I like Canada's new advertising campaign to get the Americans they disdain to come drag their fat asses up to the Great White North and spend some of their filthy, greasy American money there.
It seems like they're using the tactic of "Stop Being a Pussy and Visit Us, Eh?" which might work on Americans, you know, if they're as stupid as Canadians expect them to be.
A lot of the videos are kind of themed "When Canadian Nature Attacks."
In Canada, seal clubs you.
Canada: a front-row seat to global warming.
Canada: Fuck a Sea World, come meet Shamu's crazy-ass wild sister
Of course, nature can be gentle, too. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about.
Niagara Falls is nature's vibrator. No wonder honeymooners go there.
Oh, Canada! Ooooohhhhh Caaanandaaaaa!
*No seriously if they used that Bob and Doug McKenzie Song in these commercials they would be perfect and Americans would suddenly want to not just visit Canada, they'd want to move there and they'd understand and desire socialized healthcare and fries with gravy and cheese and maybe even the Barenaked Ladies.
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