Jason and I have very meaningful IM-versations.
No but and truly, this is the musical collaboration that could probably deliver world peace, or at least get Domino's to give you free pizza if they take longer than a half-hour, like they used to.
Jenni: guess the rap-lebrity “If Justin Bieber asks me, I’ll say yes. Only because my daughter loves him.”
Jenni: unless you already know then don't guess, that would be a waste of time
Jason: eminem?
Jason: reverend run?
Jenni: http://www.celebitchy.com/111343/mark_wahlberg_regrets_dedicating_his_autobiography_to_his_penis/
Jenni: my ass would blow out my face if they did a song together
Jenni: someone get bieber on the phone stat
Jenni: this has to happen
Jason: i want marky mark to take bieber under his wing like clooney did for him
Jason: bieber better be in the italian job sequel
Jenni: under his wing not being a euphemism for sex but i'm still taking it that way, thanks
Jenni: no seriously think about that musical collaboration for just one minute
Jenni: didn't you just pee a little
Jenni: A LITTLE BIT OF PEE
Jenni: A PIDDLE TWIT OF PEE
Jenni: WHAT
Jason: yes, i'm soaking in it
Jason: i pee-bered myself
Jenni: btw heard alanis morissette is pregnant, good work
Jenni: there should be a doll of justin bieber that wets and cries "feel the beib-bration"
Jason: just the right height, no bucket required for that horse-face
Jenni: with god, anything is possible*
Jenni: SHINE!*
*If you don't get the Alanis/Kevin Smith/Kevin Smith's wife references at the end GOOD FOR YOU. Keep living the life you're living, you're doing it right.
