TI(RED), BOTHE(RED) and BO(RED)

Now that Bono has saved the planet, the U2 frontman and global savior has set his tinted, visored sights on curing AIDS in Africa. And faster than you can find a copy of Zooropa in a used CD bin, Bono has figured out how to stop the epidemic. Bono's "Red" campaign brilliantly harnesses the same space-age technology that keeps U2 drummer Larry Mullins, Jr. looking exactly as he did when the band recorded their Boy album.

Armani, Converse and American Express are among the companies associated with the Red campaign, and surely you've seen The Gap's ads for the cause. As a tribute, we've created a Gap (Product) Red ad featuring Kidrobot's new, curious line of block figures designed by clubwear fashion house Heatherette that features its frequent model/scenester and world's most famous transsexual, Amanda Lepore.


While Jenni and I were bo(red), we came up with a list of other potential "red" words that could be used in The Gap's campaign to save the entire population of Africa so that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would eventually be able to adopt them.

BUGGE(RED)
SUCKE(RED)
EMBITTE(RED)
FI(RED)
INB(RED)
PLASTE(RED)
WHO(RED)
COLD-SO(RED)
DEFLOWE(RED)
WITHE(RED)
BUTTE(RED)

Strangely, most of the above words would work if Lindsay Lohan decided to pose for a Gap ad. INFER(RED)!