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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Three Things That Are Outta Control

1. The new, awful Indiana Jones movie
2. The Jonas Brothers
3. The Jonas Brothers' eyebrows

Monday, June 23, 2008

Rest in Motherfucking Peace, George Carlin

George Carlin, the comedian famous for his filthy 1970s monologue, "The Seven Words You Can't Say on Television" has just sucked the throbbing, cum-gurgling, cunt-busting cock of the grim fucking reaper. Sure, nowadays you can say most of those seven words on TV thanks to series like Poonlighting, Twat's Happening? and CSI: Fistfuck, but let's not piss on Carlin's parade 'cause he's fucking dead, asshole. Shit, show some fucking respect, cocksuckers.*

George Carlin
Comedian, Potty Mouth, Rufus in the Bill & Ted movies
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

*I apologize for my use of harsh language in this post, because I usually don't use this much profanity unless I'm talking about work. Also, I totally forgot to use the word "tits." Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Happy Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th slasher Jason tries to slice bread.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

R.I.P. Bo Diddley

I was all ready to write some sort of stirring and respectful tribute to Bo Diddley, but it turns out that I was mixing him up with B. B. King, who's totally not dead right now. About all I know about this guy is that he has a cool name and I bet it'd look really awesome on his headstone. So much for me being stirring and respectful.

Bo Diddley
Rock and Roll Legend
December 30, 1928 - June 2, 2008