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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Fire in the Hole

Normally, I don't comment on news stories. But hell, I've been slacking hard on the blog and besides, this is one of the best stories, like, ever.

A woman tried to smuggle a live grenade and marijuana into a prison in El Salvador. That's a good story right there, but not very Jennitastic. There must be more. And there is! How did this lady manage such a trick? That's right, her vagina.

No, she didn't just stick a baggie with weed and a grenade in her slot. She shoved a 10" x 4" cylinder in her pusspuss. I'm not sure what those dimensions mean in the cylinder world exactly, but I think it might be the rough equivalent of a Pringles canister.

The story says they weren't sure what prompted officials to check the woman before she met as scheduled with two inmates. Depending on this lady's history and um, talents, it was probably her facial expression, which was either a big ol' Pringles can in my coochie grin, or a big ol' Pringles can in my coochie grimace.

I think this lady has a future in adult entertainment. Forget ping pong balls, this broad can serve up tennis balls, can and all.

Thanks to Deitri for sending me this story.

I'm not sure what I mean by the image of the stuffed Eiffel Tower taking a faux Pringles can in the elevator shaft, either--but my Barbies wouldn't pose for the shot.


jenni said...

That's my favorite McDonaldland character, by the way--Big Ol' Pringles Can in my Coochie Grimace.

Anonymous said...

Why smuggle in pot and a grenade? Let's get baked, then we'll blow up our way outta this jail! Then we'll cure our munchies with some chips from our human Pringle dispenser!

Deitri said...
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Deitri said...

I never thought I'd see the word vagina in a NewsNet5 story, yet there it was!

Jason said...

It's that Pringly sensation! "Once you pop, you can't stop."