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Thursday, June 15, 2006

How Did The Dinosaurs Ever Die Out?

While we were on vacation in beautiful Ohio, Jason spotted this puppet (?) in a toy store. Horrified, but strangely attracted to it, I knew in my heart it would be mine.

What's wrong with the people making dino-related crap for kids? There's a whole lotta fuzzy dino dong going on these days. This one is even flesh-colored. Not, as far as I know, dino-flesh-colored, but human flesh-colored for sure. Oh, well--at least he has his hands in the air.

Here he is hanging out with his new friends in the dinosaur locker room, comparing notes.

We have a winner! A long, strong, semi-fuzzy, flesh-colored winner. Until the next time we go to the store...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ohio Dino wins by a pecker (duh, his pecker)