Hands in the Air: Valentine's Day Tribute, Part 3

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's Day Tribute, Part 3

Happy Valentine's Day! Whether you're wining and dining a loved one or hiding out at home so no one will see you're spending the night alone, the occasion manages to bring out the warm fuzzies in all of us. To celebrate, here's the third and final installment of the Hands in the Air gang re-enacting famous romance scenes from the movies...

Steve and Jenni in Romeo and Juliet

Jenni and Steve in Armageddon

Chris in The Crying Game

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silver said...: I don't remember the "stampede of animal crackers" scene in Armageddon. Are you sure that isn't from The Lion King?

Also, this has been a great tribute. Super funny!; February 14, 2007 at 11:06 AM

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Sarah Lancaster
Tue 5/3 eating pizza at the head of the table with her girlfriends at Caioti in Studio City. She plays Ellie, the sister, on TV's Chuck.

Breckin Meyer
Fri 4/8 eating at Bea Bea's in Burbank. He dude with the nose from Clueless, Road Trip and Garfield.

Mare Winningham
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James Cromwell
Pretty much every time we go to Art's Deli on Ventura Blvd. in Studio City. He's the farmer from Babe and Jack Bauer's dad from 24.

The Sidebarrio

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Vagina couch. Every time you get up it's like being reborn.

Minor celeb dick pics. Not that great, but there just isn't enough male nudity in this world and we need to support it.

Shave everywhere! Be sure to choose "body" not "ear & nose." A really funny promotional website for a razor that helps men manscape. That means shave their pubes.

Buy your own vulva puppet for the greatest puppet show ever!

Two good reasons to be a spiny anteater: four-headed penis, and females may copulate with up to 11 males at a time. The article. The sweet video of the penis in full flower.

The New York Times talks vajayjay. Who are they, me?

A peck of packages. Okay, three. But they're in costume, and they're graded.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's Day Tribute, Part 3

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