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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Magic 8 Ball's Oscar Results

The Oscar results are in, and it looks like our Magic 8 Ball's predictions were a bit off. The ol' ball correctly predicted that Reese would win, but the 3-way tie it foretold between Heath Ledger, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix wasn't meant to be.

The Magic 8 Ball almost chose Crash as the movie of the year, but it never would've picked that flick, since it turns out that the 8 Ball is a huge, huge fan of Brokeback Mountain.

"I wish I knew how to quit you!" "Reply hazy. Try again."

Answers to our readers' questions for the Magic 8 Ball:

kybruno1: "Do these people need to get out more?"
Magic 8 Ball: My Sources Say No

kimnrowdy: "Will New York win on "Flavor or Love"?
Magic 8 Ball: You May Rely On It

kimnrowdy: "If New York wins, will they be divorced within a year?"
Magic 8 Ball: Don't Count On It


Steve said...

Ewww! New York wins AND they stay together? The 8 Ball must be a fan of crazy slutbags, too. I should spit on it!

Jason said...

The Magic 8 Ball responds to Steve: "Better Not Tell You Now."

Hmmm... I guess the 8 Ball isn't very good with the snappy comebacks.

kimnrowdy said...

NO!! Magic 8 Ball wants Flav to be sad. Magic 8 Ball is mean.