10. Polk
"He Polked her."
9. Bush
"He Polked her in the Bush."
8. Van Buren
"My Van Buren is getting tingly as I watch him Polk her in the Bush."
7. Johnson
"Johnson, are you watching this Polk session?"
6. Harding
"I predict a bit of Harding in your future if you are."
5. Buchanan
"Ooof--I think I just Buchananed myself."
4. Taft
"I did Buchanan myself. My underpants are coated with Taft."
3. Hoover
"Gotta Hoover up the Taft in my underpants."
2. Bush
"Excuse me, miss--do you need the Hoover for your Bush? That was quite a Polk."
1. Fillmore
"The Hoover's pretty full, but I'm sure we can get it to Fillmore."
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